Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Yunnan, China Part 3

It's so funny how annoying people are.
You all bitches love to say things and expect me to not take them seriously.
How about the next time you wanna convey something important, I treat you as a joke?
If you don't mean it, don't say it. Is this a very difficult thing to do?

Additionally, I don't appreciate it when people go too far.
Yes joke about and say whatever you wish. But there is always a line between joking funny and hurtful funny.
For instance I call you a fat ass. I'm only kidding. But say it any more then it becomes an insensitive, crude and ANNOYING comment.

Why can't people be more sensitive? Is it so difficult to tune into my feelings? It gets tiring when I am attuned to your god darn wave length all the time but you never do the same for me.
Is this the price to pay for being able to see all the finely milled details about each and every person I interact with? Being cut with shards of insensitivity.
But what can I do? I can't do anything about it, and I will try to mind my own business.
I can't believe I'm fucking crying at this SHIT
At the end of the day, I pretty sure that nobody gives a shit about me. I think I should learn how to save myself before saving another all the time.

Moving on.

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we were still in Shangri-la in the morning so it was buffet breakfast at the hotel. The food was so damn disgusting, I couldn't find one decent food item to eat. But oddly enough, fruit dipped in yogurt WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED THERE. The yogurt is real yogurt- not the disgusting sweet and frozen flavoured yogurts all you people love. Ahhh healthy tasty heaven.


SAY HELLO TO A DOORLESS TOILET.
Sinyen, Sandrina, Fang fang and I stood in a line and went "1 2 3 GO" to squat down and pee at the same time oh gosh
Ah, and for the usage of this toilet, we needed to pay RMB1
I understand that they cannot build a flush system for each and every cubicle because it is more economical to flush all cubicles together at one go via a joined uh... system BUT what I don't understand is why can't they build doors?!
Is it any more expensive to get one more piece of wood to make a door??????
I need my privacy to wipe my parts and it is freaking awkward oh gosh. Okay, fine, all women have the same thing. Yes I admit I am not used to this... exposure HAHAH but! still!





I forgot to bring my gloves down and my fingers almost froze off wtf


With Fangfang and Sandrina :D


Basically this was a toilet break stop with really beautiful scenery so everyone who wasn't exploring the lovely doorless toilet was taking selfies or the scenery.

Oh oh and the entire bus sang happy birthday to me ._______.
It was really nice but... awkward...
Especially when we realised the tour leader Eric and Mr Sng share the same birthday as I do :0
On a side note, Miley Cyrus and Snooki share the same birthday too HAHHA





 If I recall, it was a 2 hour ride to the tiger leaping gorge! We had to climb up and down... Which almost took my life because
a) the oxygen levels at such high altitudes aren't great
b) I am very very VERY unfit (Shirlene and Yuqi were climbing up the stairs with energy levels similar to a toddler oh gosh while Sinyen and I were climbing at a pace slower than what my grandmother would take)
c) I did not bring my oxygen bottle so...... n___n"



 Dayum wind you got my hair goin'
(I don't understand what I just typed)


If I hated you I may have used this chance to throw you in the raging waters but no I'm a good girl.


While in the bus I saw this and... Is this a forest fire or?!

Another pit stop.
Apparently once we entered this tourist trap, we are supposed to take a photo with some girl wearing the traditional costume. But before that they will put this really thin scarf around your neck. So once I finished taking the photo, of course my first instinct was to return the scarf to whoever put it on me.
But that woman, for some reason, did not hold it when I gave it back to her. So I sorta threw the scarf in her direction and walked away, thinking that she would catch it.
But she didn't!!!!
Instead the camera man shouted at me saying that I couldn't throw that on the floor when excuse me?! what can I do if I offered to return and she didn't take it? And how was I to know that I must receive and keep it???? No one said anything so I just gave him a poker face and walked away.
So... I basically created a huge fuss then turned by ass and walked away ... .__.


Without holy light


With holy light ahahha


With Jaslyn


Without Jaslyn (ok lame)


Stolen from Brandon
He wanted to take a nice scenic shot but then..... There were four bimbos taking selfies photobombing his lovely photo
Especially Shirlene's butt
DO YOU SEE IT




After this pit stop, we went to the old town of Lijiang! (2 hour ride i think)
I was pretty awed at how... Old town actually looked :0 I thought they rebuilt the place but no! The buildings are really a few hundred years old. I'm awed because they haven't collapsed.

But... Selfies first.






I'm sorry but Mr Sng reminds me of masaharu fukuyama OMG


I couldn't find a photo of fukuyama with specs but basically Mr Sng in that pose had this feel HAHAH









I love it when the roofs are tiled upwards! It so oriental and beautiful. I used to dig european architecture but now they look so disgusting and rectangular to me.





We saw that bird take a shit
Then its owner poured a whole bucket of water over it, spreading the shit around... Diluting it.
Then people will step onto the diluted poo unknowingly T_T
Gosh darn it why do I always think about such things








We did some mini shopping here and there... But nothing really caught my fancy.
Which is quite shocking, considering the fact that I used to buy ANYTHING and EVERYTHING I see. Now I'm rather picky about stuff hmm.
Oh the weather in lijiang is lovely! Not too cold, yet not warm and humid like singapore (duh haha)

Then it was dinner and guess what.


I can has birthday cake :D
Ok this is my shitty photo. The rest of the photos I stole from brandon (then of course if you see a very ugly and bad quality one it is from my camera hahahah)



Ok starting from here are Brandon's photos JUST LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN PICTURE COMPOSITION PLS. My career as a wedding photog is no more hahah



Hi I'm queen
(I was so embarrassed I swear I could just dig a hole and dai inside)


The cake was super spongy and filled with whipped cream... It was so difficult to cut it!




Stupid Eric
and why is sihwee laughing till her face gonna explode HAHAH



I was v shocked when Eric did this because in my entire life NO ONE has ever dared to cake me because they all know I will probably cry HAHHA
yes I am a cry baby.
Ah well that was a really.. Nice birthday actually. Nothing too special but still a day worth remembering n_n

I'll be flying off to vietnam soon so you can miss me till I'm back xoxo

jaslynnxxx







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