Drunk in Love + January 2014 photos

9/6/13

Hello dildos

(I'm addicted to the insult dildo. Because I'd call you a dick but you're not real enough hahaha k bye)

SO I was in the school library with bebe today and guess what embarrassing thing happened!!!

I was scrolling through tumblr and then suddenly, the app had an uncharacteristic lag. So I pressed on a video by accident. Guess what's the video. GUESS. 

http://fakemermaid.com/post/88239530621/surfboart?utm_campaign=SharedPost&utm_medium=Email&utm_source=TumblriOS

OK I CANT EMBED IT IDK HOW OK JUST GO CLICK ON IT AND VISUALISE ME WITH THIS LOUD ASS VIDEO PLAYING IN A QUIET ASS LIBRARY 

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ok I havent been posting monthly photos this year (have i? hmm let me go check.... ah i havent haha)

I think I was feeling sad and Lisa cheered me up by showing me this photo she has of us on her wall

I put down my fringe and idiot keith said to me "whoa jaslyn put fringe down today sial who do you wanna seduce" I almost killed him then myself lolwts

Ok remember the condition of my hair in this photo from JAN
then compare it to my hair condition NOW
I swear stress really does a lot of shit to my hair
I never realised it until now

School is so stressful that it is making the majority of us BALD!!! How horrid.

*creeper moment* I always stare at Xintong during econs lecture because her hair is so thick and smooth I get really distracted ya know

my sister is so pretty

not pretty anymore haha

freaking helle his eyes are like some baby's eyes
it unfair how paedomorphosis shows on his face even with his moustache

Photo to remind me how my hair was like

stinky poo

I cut my hurrrr

section photo
quality courtesy of the glorious afternoon sun and my beloved iphone camera haha

(ok i just asked my sister to shut the helle up because she was singing in the fking shower and it sounds TERRIBLE. It isnt off key or anything bad pitch wise BUT THE TIMBRE OF HER VOICE IS HORRIBLE so yeah shut up sis )

chocolate from jerrold

I think this is the first snickers I ever ate and it was
uh
ok

I forgot if it was jerrold or yongwei who took these shots lol

We wanted a class photo with mister ho but he refused and well I guess he just hates us HAHA
BUT then again he could really be camera shy
we will never know

KBYE 

jaslynnxxx