.: Omegle

I'm trying to remember all of the emotions and things that happened yesterday while in the car now.

Somehow I feel like Alice whenever I talk about my memories. So fragile... So precious.

Yesterday after lunch, Irmalisa, Shivaa and I had this crazy idea of playing with Omegle again. And we did HAHHA

At first we used Shivaa's computer but then her computer had some system repairs going on and apparently it was going to take an hour so we felt so irritated and used my computer instead.

Then the internet connection refused to work.

Irmalisa said, "Is the 4G even on?" AND WE REALISED THAT THE 4G WASN'T ON WTF how stupid can we get. We switched on the USB tethering but didn't switch on data ._."

So we had our fair share of penises and scares wtf. Ah let me list down the memorable moments:

1. This really really really super buff guy (who, admittedly, had really nice muscles. Normally I find buff guys gross but he is one of the first to look nice with his muscles) with tattoos and he started flexing them guns on camera. It was so so so hilarious of his facial expressions! But he wasn't weird or anything. It was pretty obvious that he was trying to be funny and yes he was hahah. So I flexed my flabby arm on camera too LOL and I felt so embarrassed.

2. There was this guy from India and he had one hand on his chin while another hand was typing. But halfway through chatting I thought his hand was down because he's masturbating WHEN ACTUALLY, HE WAS TYPING. So I asked "are u fapping" while he was typing =__=

Lisa and Shivaa were like "JASLYN HE'S TYPING LA" hahah oh damn I felt so stupid.

3. There was this French guy who showed himself only from the chin down and it was quite weird because everything was extremely normal (and boring) until he said "I'm looking for some fun here" and all of us were like OH DAMN IS HE GOING TO FLASH HIMSELF PLS NO. But in the end he didn't n_n"""" thank goodness

And he said something like "hey baby with the specs" referring to me. I was like ewwwww no ok bye HHAHA

4. There was this guy with a batman mask and we all started laughing like crazy because it was so queer and hilarious. Ah but it's Halloween over there so I guess it's perfectly normal.

5. There was this (I presume) girl wearing the day of the dead makeup that michelle phan recently recreated and shivaa just went crazy because shivaa loves michelle phan. But she was really annoying because she kept shifting the camera randomly and it annoyed us to we pressed next.

6. There was this guy who was wearing a really thick hoodie with fur and the first thing I asked him was "are u an assasin" because he reminded me of assasin's creed. Then he started taking off his hoodie and raised his NAKED LEG which freaked me out because I thought he was going to flash himself and that scared me.

7. This guy was lying face down showing his butt crack or navel exposed and we were so afraid he was going to expose himself so we pressed next 5 seconds later.

8. There was this guy from Florida and honestly it was a really nice normal chat because nothing sexual was going on and it was actually an exact 12 hour difference so he was kind of amazed.

Lisa was like "you're cool man" with her goofy face hahha

And towards the end of our omegle session, we met this totally normal dude. Honestly he was so normal. Like what shivaa said, it was almost as if we had this connection because of the normalcy. He was shocked too and it was very evident on his face.

I asked him "why do you look so shocked?" And he said this is his normal face. Argh so cute.

And apparently he was shocked because he has never spoken to anyone with a 12 hour difference before so this was something new.

He was dorky cute I guess? Still cute though. And he said I was cute HAHHAHA THANKS WTF.

But after we said bye shivaa told me that he seemed so normal that we should have asked for his email to genuinely make friends with him. That made me feel extremely sad because I felt like I had lost a friend! What an odd way to feel for some stranger that you have met for less than an hour.

But anyway, let me recall what we said

He had a glass of drink right there and the first thing I asked was "is it beer?"

But he said it's hot chocolate or something like that

Apparently he's from Minnesota and is 25.

He likes to run.

He said he was drunk so I assume that it isn't hot chocolate but stout instead hahah.

I asked him if he would like to visit singapore and he said yes

I told him I was glad he isn't a penis HAHAH actually I tell this to every normal person I encounter. Why do people wank on omegle?! It's really rude.

Oh how can I forget. There was this guy who had a card placed at his table side with the words "please may I?"

And then he asked "please may I fap in front of you"

Then Benn told me to say yes and I was so afraid he was really going to take it out I pressed esc wtf.

Ah all these are all I can remember. My vocabulary is really limited though... I hope Austen can help me with it.